I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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