I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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