He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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