You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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