There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
its liver damage thursday
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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