real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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