Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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