Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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