Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
