You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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