I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
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