He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
