Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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