Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My legs feel like baby dolphins
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Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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