too bad you live with your parents still
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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