so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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