The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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