butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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