Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
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Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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