shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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