What a fucking waste of an outfit
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she pinky promised me she was 18
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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