I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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