Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
