if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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