They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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