It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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