big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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