I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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