So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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