We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
So much Jack, so little girl.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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