I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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