Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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