All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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