We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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