ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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