Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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