i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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