I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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