i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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