Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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