Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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