nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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