i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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