is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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