There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
