No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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