Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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