You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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