She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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