Sponge bath it is.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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