dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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