awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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