Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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