You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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