we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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