Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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